This warm weather is sexy
Everything is fine and dandy until my mother eats almost all of my carton of ben and jerry’s cheescake brownie ice cream. I have deprived myself of ice cream for months, and finally- My BIG fat mother digs in- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Whatever. Ice cream is not sexy on my hips…ok, just a little sexy.
This warm weather is sexy.
I guess being 18, recent hatred for former lover, this weather in the nighttime, weed, sunny day real estate, and my room smelling like lilacs, creates a scientific explosion that turns me into a cat in heat.
